And so it begins...
Kill your first enemy

Introduction to Ninjas.
Complete campaign mission 1

How to kill a Pirate
Complete campaign mission 2

Did I say overlords?
Complete campaign mission 4

Simicide
Complete campaign mission 6

Redeadeded
Complete campaign mission 9

What was that?
Complete campaign mission 12

You saved the cannon!
Complete the campagin

5 minute survivor
Survive timed mode

Still Alive
Survive 10 minutes in survival

Harder
Score over 1,000,000 on waves

Better
Score over 500,000 on timed

Faster
Kill over 70 enemies in the first two minutes of a timed game

Stronger
Score over 750,000 on survival

Do you feel better about yourself now?
Beat Jonathon Scott's score on survival

Just like the title screen
Electocute a monkey, vine a robot, freeze a pirate and set a ninjas on fire in the same game.

Why won't you die?
Use every attack on the same alien

Bacon makes everything better
Heal a damaged Cannon back to full health with bacon

Where's a cannonball when you need one?
Run out of energy with every weapon

I get by with a little help from my friends
Complete a timed game on 4 player co-op

Out Ninja'd
Hit a ninja with a fireball from behind while it's running towards you

Pinball Wizard
Hit 5 enemies with the same fireball

Ninja fireworks!
Have one ninja cause 3 others to be set on fire

Sabotage
Melt five opponent's ice shards

I'm no pyromaniac
In a non-campaign game, Go 2 minutes without using a fireball

Stop! (Hammertime!)
Stop 4 enemies with a single volley of ice shards

Ice sculpture collection
Freeze one of every type of freezable enemy at the same time

Ice machine gun
Fire 10 ice shards within a quarter of a second of one another

Chillax
Keep the same enemy frozen for 30 seconds

Lukewarm drinks
In a non-campaign game, Go 2 minutes without using ice shards

Thunderstorm
Electrocute 10 enemies at once

Microbiologist
Split an alien into oblivion

I'm a radar!
Complete a 360 degree scan with fully charged electricity

1.21 jiggawatts!?!
Complete campaign mission 4 without using electricity

Power cut
In a non-campaign game, Go 2 minutes without using electricity

Wrecking ball
Hit 6 enemies with the same vined enemy

Far reach
Grab an enemy as far away as possible

Iron grip
Hold onto the same enemy for 30 seconds

Home run
Use a vine to knock a fireball into an enemy

It's a wrap!
In a non-campaign game, Go 2 minutes without using vines

It's over 9000!
Kill a total of 9001 enemies

Meaning of life
Hit Wave 42 in waves

Like a Boss
Complete the campaign on hard

Attackproof
Survive timed mode without taking damage

Why are there 6 enemies if there are only 4 weapons?
Use each weapon on each type of enemy in a single game

GG man, GG
In a four player game, everyone finishes with more than 250,000 points

All things being equal
Finish a game with more than 60 kills and equal numbers of kills by each weapon

My food is problematic
Lose 10 rashers of bacon in the same game

Did you break it?
Only turn the cannon clockwise for 30 seconds

Thank you so much for playing my game
Clock 4 hours of gametime